Location: Carolina Beach, North Carolina, United States
I am a new-age redneck. Somebody please play Dixie at my funeral. I love fruit - especially citrus fruits, blueberries, strawberries, apples, watermelon and all manner of weird, exotic tropical fruits - lychees anyone?. I ate 7 small watermelons in one afternoon. I have 2 Jack Russell Terriers - Yuki and Hana. I workout 5 days a week and I shave my legs, arms and chest. (more than you bargained for?) I'm also an Adobe Certified Expert for (wooo hoo) Adobe Photoshop. My favorite plants are bamboo & venus fly traps. I also have a fetish for pinching ears. Can't help it. I have it under control now. Unnngghhhh.... no I don't.
Avast! I am Blackbeard's
great (to the power of 7) grandson. No fibbin'. I've traced it on both sides of my daddy's family. Arrrrrr! How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
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